Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Dear Winter

Dear Winter,
You SUCK!  You were in rare form this season.  You started out by making us think you were a little late by imitating Autumn.  The only problem with that is that Autumn didn't stay long once you decided to make your GRAND entrance.  That's because you were so daggone COLD when you got here.  Then you decided to bring snow and ice to the entire United States except for Florida!  How dare you?  You made my kids miss an entire week of school and they're going to have to make it up.  Winter, YOU SUCK!

Oh, but that's the half of it WINTER.  You dressed up like Spring this weekend just to tease us.  Really?!?!  What was that about?  I enjoyed the Sunshine, blue skies, and above 60 degree temperature.  Why did you take that outfit off?  As soon as Monday got here, you started wearing grey skies and being chilly again.  You even had the nerve to RAIN on us. You know we are ready for you to leave because we love Spring so much.  That's why you dressed up like Spring.  You jealous of Spring or something?

All of this grayness and water you have today is just YUCK.  Well, tomorrow is Groundhog Day.  I hope that Groundhog predicts that you will be gone sooner than normal.  You have worn out your welcome.  I'm so sick of you.  I want you to leave.  Please go away and don't come back until December 2011.

Thank you and God Bless you.
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