They Trying To Turn Me Into a "HO" Repost From April 2006

They trying to turn me into a "HO" ...sob..boohoo...sniffsniff

What the hell is wrong with this state? I don't wanna be a ho. I ain't got a man. All these poor people, last in education, traffic violating Lt. Governor, leader in the nation in domestic abuse, and this is ALL our lawmakers can come up with.....

DAMN! DAMN!! DAMN!!!


Bill would make sex toys illegal in South Carolina


(Columbia-AP) April 21, 2006 - A state lawmaker wants to ban the sale of sex toys.
Republican Representative Ralph Davenport of Boiling Springs proposed the bill that would add sex toys to the state's obscenity laws. Davenport's bill would make it a felony to sell devices used primarily for sexual stimulation.
The proposal also would allow law enforcement to seize sex toys as contraband.
Davenport wouldn't talk to The Associated Press Friday about his bill.
Davenport's home county of Spartanburg has been aggressive in recent months in pursuing charges against owners of adult-oriented businesses. Police there say, however, they are uncertain how Davenport's proposal would help their investigations.
Posted 5:58pm by Chantelle Janelle
http://www.wistv.com/Global/story.asp?s=4802296

The link is here.

The culprit's name is Ralph Davenport of Boiling Springs, SC. Guys, you have to google him and let him have it.

The man wants to seize sex toys as CONTRABAND!!!! I'm in trouble. My hiding place must change on a weekly or even daily basis. You think they'll come to my house?

3 entries found for contraband.
con·tra·band ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kntr-bnd) n.
Goods prohibited by law or treaty from being imported or exported. <--That means I can't order any off of the internet! Illegal traffic in contraband; smuggling. Smuggled goods. <--That would make me a smuggler Goods that may be seized and confiscated by a belligerent if shipped to another belligerent by a neutral. <--Now I'm a belligerent!!!! An escaped slave during the Civil War who fled to or was taken behind Union lines. <--I ain't gone be no slave no moadj. Prohibited from being imported or exported. <--I'm in soooo much trouble.

Repost from May 2006 - Flirting with Married Men

flirting with married men again....bad girl....

I did it Saturday night. I touched him on the dance floor, and I let him touch me back on the dance floor. He was all over me.

Now flirting with this married man on Saturday night was NOT my intention when I went out. My girlfriend called me early Saturday morning and said she needed a wing man for her date on Saturday night.

Well, her date said he would hook me up with one of his friends from years ago. His “friend” is 40, single, rich, never been married, no children, never even been in a long term relationship. Well, when men fit into that category, I always ask, “what’s wrong with him?” “Why doesn’t he have a woman?”

Believe you me, I found out on Saturday night what was wrong. He has NO personality!!!

I tried to have a conversation with him, but it was very dull. It was like pulling teeth from a chicken. So, there were other men there wanting to talk to me, and I obliged.

It just so happened that the one I clicked with happened to be married. We just talked, danced, and enjoyed each other’s company for the night.

He asked for my number, but I said NO. He asked why and I told him that I don’t do married men. He wanted to know why was I even spending time with him at that moment, and I told him because I know I probably won’t ever see him again. I was just enjoying the moment for what it was – A MOMENT. Something temporary.

When the night was over, (when the club kicked us out because it was 2am), we went to the toy store. I eyed some rabbits and bullets. I didn’t buy anything. I bet if I had played my cards right with that married man, I could have gotten a toy that night. But, I don’t take what’s NOT mine. So I didn’t. I went home, went to bed and I didn’t even masturbate. I was a very good girl.

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